Ian spent his youth trying to pick bugs out of his dinner while gnashing a cylindrical torch between his teeth, so he’s a believer. Given a choice Gail would prefer to be Snow White than one of the Seven Dwarfs (although with less skipping and trilling), so to Ian’s eternal annoyance she wears hers wrapped round a wrist. While we’re here, can you name all seven of Snowy’s vertically challenged friends?